tashadoll

next in line please. are you being treated badly in your current relationship? were you recently dumped? has someone made you feel less than wanted? have you been cheated on? are you starting to wonder if anyone will ever truly care for you?

well come on down, you could be the next in line to break my heart. all you have to do is show me attention, act like you really care for me, and just when i let my guard down you can crush my heart like an empty coke can. afterwards you'll go back to your unholy, evil, conniving witch (feeling much better about yourself) and never give me another thought.

this process has been proven to work time and time again. and since my heart obviously isn't worth anything to anybody the "you break it you buy it" rule does not apply.